Following is some detailed information
about Split Decision, presented in the style of the BuffyGuide
website. This will give you some behind-the-scenes insight,
notes, and references that you might not otherwise catch. Keep
in mind, it's a mix of facts based on our script, and total
fabrication. And yes, you'll even notice us pointing out some of
our mistakes here—we realize where we were pushing things a
bit!
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Split
Decision
February
1998 (Preempted)
5V17½
Credits
Writers:
Glen Eric Reed and Jim Balcerek
Director:
Joss Whedon
Regulars:
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers
Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris
Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg
Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase
David Boreanaz as Angel
Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles
Guest Stars:
Robia LaMorte as
Jenny Calendar
James Marsters as Spike
Juliet Landau as Drusilla
Seth Green
as Oz
Mark Metcalf
as the Master
Cast:
James Bamford
as Other vampire
Synopsis
Still mourning the loss of Jenny Calendar, Giles
attempts to cast a spell to bring her back and “fix” the present.
When Buffy arrives to talk some sense into him, however,
the spell goes wrong and throws him and Buffy into an alternate
reality—one where Jenny is alive, and Angel
still has his soul, but Buffy never came to Sunnydale at
all. They quickly discover that the Master is
still alive as well, and he has begun amassing an army.
While Buffy and the alternate Willow get a spell
to return Buffy and Giles to their universe, Jenny
is again killed (this time by the Master), Xander
is turned into a vampire, and Willow is eventually
turned by Xander. Just as the spell is successfully
cast, Angel is captured by vampire Xander and
vampire Willow, and Buffy is forced by Giles to
return to her own reality, leaving Angel in the
hands of the Master. — Short synopsis by
Glen.
Full
the full, detailed synopsis ... oh, just read the script!
Willow: "He's never called in sick before. I mean, has he?"
Xander: "Yeah, I always thought Giles was pretty much the tough guy.
You know, in a British sort of way."
Buffy: "Enough! Okay, guys, Cliffs
Notes version: I have special powers, I kick vampire and demon butt, blah blah.
Get it?" Giles: "Yes, I suppose that's an adequate description for anyone
lacking any hint of an attention span."
Willow: "It's a spell for a
reality-fold portal. Oh, but it's just a translation. It says we need the
original Latin." Xander: "It says we need the Latin, but it doesn't give
us the Latin? Gee, that's helpful."
Giles,
reacting to a missing library book: "I really must make more of an
effort to encourage use of the copy machine."
Sign
on Sunnydale street: Join the WHITE
HATS! We need you! — "White hat" is a term for a good guy that comes from old cowboy movies, from the costumes that the heroes wore, as opposed to the black hats, which the bad guys wore.
"Sure,
you know big words, but you end sentences with
two prepositions!" 17th Century
poet John Dryden was the first to promote the
rule that a preposition should not end a
sentence. In some circumstances it cannot be
avoided, and efforts to "correct"
the problem will result in such amusing
statements as Winston Churchill's famous
"This is the sort of English up with
which I cannot put."
"Did you hit your head or something? Enough of
the soap opera gag!" Daytime soap operas
are known for their outrageous plots, and a
longtime favorite is a character getting hit
over the head and developing amnesia.
"Okay,
guys, Cliffs Notes version." Cliffs Notes are books
that help in the study of various topics. The company was founded by Cliff Hillegass in 1958.
The books cover a wide spectrum from English literature to test prep to Advanced Placement review books.
Cliffs Notes explore the life of the author and the time during which the book was written,
summarize the plot, describe the characters, and
explore the themes and symbols in the original
book.
Xander:
"Which one of you is the evil one?" Giles: "Pardon?" Xander: "Neither of you has a goatee, so it’s kind of hard to tell."
In
the original Star Trek series, an
episode entitled "Mirror, Mirror"
introduced us to an alternate universe. That
universe contained an evil version of
Spock—rather easily identified by his
goatee.
"I
assume you've read Tegmark's theories on
parallel universes?" Max Tegmark is a
professor in the physics department at the
University of Pennsylvania, currently studying
precision cosmology (combining theoretical work with new measurements to place sharp constraints on cosmological models and their free parameters).
He published an article simply entitled
"Parallel Universes" in Scientific
American in May 2003 (perhaps in a parallel
universe, it was published before the
hypothetical airdate of "Split
Decision"), an article which he lists under the
heading "Crazy Stuff" on his website.
"So what do we do? Click our heels together three times and chant
'there’s no place like home'?" In the
1939 film The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy
gets trapped in an "alternate
reality" of sorts Over the Rainbow in the
land of Oz. To return to her own reality, she
simply clicks together the heels of her ruby
slippers and chants "there's no place
like home." Buffy also parallels
Dorothy's line when she returns to her own
reality: "There was a Giles there. And
Willow was there, and Xander, you were
there...."
"Oh,
well then why don't we just stop off at the
Ralph's on the way?" Currently owned and
operated by The Kroger Company, Ralph's is a
supermarket chain in California, originally
founded by George Ralphs over a hundred years
ago. The Kroger Company operates supermarkets
under various names in 32 states.
The
Wish
and Doppelgängland
— The alternate reality established here is
later visited through Anya's wish-granting,
and Vampire Willow is brought from the
alternate reality through a botched spell.
Don't think too hard about the timeline and
logistics, as it's bound
to make your head hurt.
Passion
— There are several references to this
episode, where Giles seeks vengeance on Angel
for killing Jenny Calendar, and ends up
setting the factory on fire. This is why the
factory is in the burnt-out condition we see,
and why Giles is attempting the spell to begin
with.
The
Dark Age
— Buffy accuses Giles of "reliving your
youth and summoning creepy demons again,"
referring to his summoning of the demon Eyghon,
who comes back to haunt him in this episode.
Welcome
to the Hellmouth / The Harvest
— These episodes are referenced several
times, including the appearance of the Master,
Giles's startling "Can I help you?,"
Xander's "I don't hang out with the
books" and "Xander. Is me. Hi,"
and Angel's "Is there a problem,
ma'am?"
Some
Assembly Required
— Buffy advises Giles in this episode to
approach Jenny Calendar with the line
"Hey, I got a thing, you maybe have a
thing, maybe we could have a thing."
Giles parallels that here with his statement
to the alternate reality Jenny that "my
Jenny — I mean, back in my reality ... we
had a sort of ... well, we had a 'thing'
together."
Inca
Mummy Girl
— This is the first of Oz's several
"near misses" with Willow, where he
asks "That girl. Who is she?" As Oz
is again seeing Willow for the first time in
the alternate reality, he asks "Who is
that girl?" ... though this time she
turns out to be a vampire.
Xander
and Jenny are changed into vampires awfully
fast. There's some evidence in the Buffy oeuvre
that it can take place within a day (Jesse's
turning in "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
and Gunn's sister Alonna in the Angel episode
"War Zone"), and Giles attempts to
explain it with his "It takes merely an
hour before...," but it's still pushing
the envelope.
Mark
Metcalf makes his return as the Master, last
seen dying in "Prophecy Girl" (it
wasn't him in "When She Was Bad"),
and Larry Bagby III makes his third appearance
as Larry, the first since his coming out in
"Phases."
There's
early foreshadowing of Mayor Wilkins, season
three's Big Bad, when Jenny Calendar says that
the petition everyone is signing in the Bronze
will be "sent to the mayor."
The
window by the Bronze that the Master and his
cronies bust through is presumably the same
one that Buffy fools Luke into thinking he's
seeing daylight in "Welcome to the
Hellmouth / The Harvest."